Thieving Bast*rds

Yep some, I guess, Kids smashed my rear window and tried to steal stuff from our car, It failed. Why? Well a few reasons but the main are:
a) They didnt realise that the doors have a dead bolt so even though they could lift the locks they would not unlock the door.
b) There was NOTHING in the bloody car
c) They were too fat to get in the back window, there was a CD multi changer in the boot that they could see (they pulled the back seats forward)

Now my car is a 206 and 6 years old so not the greatest, yes it is a sports model but come on why pick on an old car :-( Oh well, I have had to leave the car locked up in secure parking at work and get the train because I can not get the window fixed until tomorrow. It's insured but going to cost me 50 notes for the excess not an expense I need. Best start a help Palace Fan paypal fund :-)

Baby news - Mrs Palace Fan is back from her trip to Switzerland. Sounds glamourous all this travelling but it takes it's toll even before being preggy. She's tired but happy because the chosen one is beginning to show abit more. I got chocs so my belly is showing a bit more as well !!!


Footie news - News is that we have gone for the Ipswich midfielder Tommy Miller, would be a great signing but Sunderland, Leeds and of course Ipswich have all offered contracts. If I'm honest with the head and not the heart then Sunderland will get him.

Also after another forward, bit of a strange one but hopefully they mean a wide player because we have lots of good strikers now. Prob too many so lets hope that AJ is going to be there come start of the season.

Todays Fact - Eagles mate while airborne. For any non footy readers Eagles happen to be Palace's nickname

On this day - 7th June 1942
Publication of the first Superman comic

Todays Joke - A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a boat."

He holds up the third picture.

"A man and a woman making love at the beach."

This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."

And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

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