Chelsea Tractors

What is the point of these 4x4's? This is one i saw earlier I am thinking that anyone that does not own a farm or at least goes off road and I'm not talking about mounting the kerb outside the local school should have to pay more road tax to drive them. Well lets face it they take up half the bloody road. Reason for the moan; well since everyone has got the system of a national banks computer system in their BMW X5's they all can navigate themselves off the M25 jams and use my "secret" way to work. I use the country lanes to navigate myself to work and now they are turning into jams as well :-( The only bonus is that I get my little 206 behind them and know that they dont give way so all cars coming the other way end up in the hedges and I sneak along behind them. Thinking of selling spray on mud so they can at least look the part.

Window has been mended and managed to get a new windscreen as well due to a stone being kicked up along the M1 that hit it. The rear window though still needs to be sorted because autoglass never had the correct rivets to hold it in place. Seeing that the 206 is one of the most popular cars on the road I was surprised and now I have to go to a pug dealer.

Baby news - Will everything fit in a 206? Doubt it so may have to start looking for a Chelsea tractor :-0


Footie news - The women blew it in the last few minutes, what is it with England teams?

Lets also hope that Chelski get done for their tapping up of football as a general. I like Spurs, hell I like most footy teams bar a couple but Chelsea are really starting to act like the manure (Man Utd) team of the 90's i.e. well above everyone else.


Todays Fact - While humans and most species are divided into only two sexes, mushrooms contain over 36,000 sexes! now that is going to be some strange orgy... Are you all ok, yer but theres not mush room in here :-)

On this day - 8th June 1960
English singer Mick Hucknall was born. Wonder if he was born with a stupid jewel in his tooth, was it a ruby?

Todays Joke - not that great BUT - Austrailian Grasshoppers

A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After requesting a tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about the small town airport and how in Texas they have larger runways on their ranches...

They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the man is further unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy".

The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn "Is this a road, or a track?"

So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes, the driver couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass hoppers!"