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How nice is this weekend? bloody great it is. Spent the day yesterday relaxing and drinking lots of beer on a boat turned into a pub by Embankment on the Thames with a couple of mates. Saw some of my relatives, was walking out of the tube and saw my cousin and she was going off to meet some of my other cousins and aunt for my Sisters hen doo. Small world hey !

London was packed out yesterday. The tube was smelly. Come on people have a shower. The driver on the tube said a message over the tanoy system asking people to stop playing with the doors. At that point everyone looks at me standing by the door, it was the same all along i.e. anyone by the door was getting stared at and like fools we start shaking our heads and shruging as to say not me.

While on the subject of tubes. It is worth pointing out to everyone that getting on the tube from Leicester Square to Convent Garden takes more effort changing and walking to the platforms then it does actullay walking there ! Check the overground map and you will be shocked how close tube stations are. Look here

Feel sorry for you all in this heat but good luck to all those doing the London Brighton bike ride. Hope your OK Dan and Lucy !!!

Real Life is going to be keeping me busy for the next 2 weeks so next post will be around 3rd July. Try to keep it together without me.

Right now I'm sitting in the garden with a wireless laptop :-) Next job is to get BBQ out I think and chill some beers.

Baby news - Mrs PF went out for my sisters hen doo yesterday in town. Chosen One was getting patted a lot. Not sure Mrs PF liked her belly being patted but that wont stop my Sister and her friends. Heard that Mum is saying that she has 3 grandchildren. She has 2 that are walking this land, the 3rd is the chosen one. The Chosen One is getting bigger.

Footie news - Bye bye AJ I Must leave

Is it really about his England chances or that he can get lots more money. Lets be honest he is behind Owen, Rooney, Defoe maybe even Smith and a fit Heskey who has got back in the frame. He would have better luck scoring the goals in the fizzy pop league to get us to the top of the league then he would in the prem league for the following reasons. The defenders in the Prem league learnt to deal with him and the refs were not giving him anything for falling over.

Is it his agent? his agent will not get fee if he can not get AJ a move. I really hate agents. Jordan is saying that he will not sell him. Fair play but lets get some money for him. I dont think he is England class and have been saying that all season. I knew this would happen as soon as he got a call up to the England team.

Yep goodbye Mr I'm no big time Charlie and will stay to get Palace back up.

Todays Fact - Babies start dreaming even before they're born.

What about?

On this day - Rosenbergs executed

On June 19, 1953, despite international pleas for clemency, U.S. civilians Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are executed in the electric chair in Ossining, New York. Known for their communist leanings, they were convicted of assisting a Los Alamos spy pass atomic secrets to the Soviets. Occurring at the height of red menace hysteria in the United States in the 1950s, evidence suggests that the government was not certain whether the Rosenbergs were guilty. In one of her last letters before being executed, Ethel Rosenberg wrote, my husband and I must be vindicated by history; we are the first victims of American Fascism.

Todays Joke - I like these ones:
GREAT MOMENTS IN COURT
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments
in Courtroom History, and are things people actually said in Court, word for
word, taken down and now published by Court reporters who had the torment of
staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes
Q: And what were you doing at the time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, okay?
Q: What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.