Porn :-0

Back from Hull and Mrs PF is back from Brussels. I got a nice present of some different hoegaarden Beers
Never got Mrs PF anything as never went out in Hull but will be there again soon so was thinking of a lottery ticket as all the winners seem to be from up there north !

Hotel is the normal one that I spend my time in when I am up there and its good but when I went to sleep all I could hear from the next room was the gentle moaning of SEX !! Well I am guessing that it was the porn channel at least I hope so but there is nothing worse then trying to sleep when you can hear OOOOoooooo OOOOWWWwww AR ar ar blah blah blah :-)

Baby news - Got a horrible feeling that my belly is growing bigger then Mrs PF at the moment. Dont know why because I dont think I am eating anymore. Going to start exercising.

Footie news - What is it with these footy players? There is something wrong with a lot players and I'm not saying that Van Persie is guilty BUT yet again a high profile footballer is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Todays Fact - Another baby one !! On average, it takes 660 days from conception for an elephant to give birth.

We were quite a bit quicker then that !

On this day - FIRST WOMAN IN SPACE:

On June 16, 1963, aboard Vostok 6, Soviet Cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova becomes the first woman to travel into space. After 48 orbits and 71 hours, she returned to earth, having spent more time in space than all U.S. astronauts combined to that date.

Todays Joke - Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in and caught his folks in The Act.

Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, Daddy agreed.

Johnny hopped on and Daddy started going to town. Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.

Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"