Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The man from Palace he says...............

do do do do.....Andy Johnson ..HE'S STAYING

Bet there is a load of clauses but ho hum he will be given a heros welcome on Saturday.

Looking at the BBS site you would of thought that they would never of survived if he had been off. I think great he is staying but Palace would of kept going if he had been off.

Here is to Saturday and to our man AJ.

Baby news - Mrs PF went to the doctors today and everything is good. The chosen ones heart beat is really strong and Mrs PF is right as rain as well.

Oh and Dan S at work had a little girl last night called Lucy weighing in at 8 pound 10 ounces so his wife never had to be induced.

Footy News - See main !

Todays Fact - By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with multi-colored yolks.

Never seen them myself but would be cool.

On this day - 2nd August 1934: Hitler becomes Führer

Chancellor Adolf Hitler becomes sole leader of Germany upon the death of President Paul von Hindenburg. The German army swore allegiance to the Führer, who planned the rearmament of Germany and vast territorial expansion. In little more than a decade, the National Socialist (Nazi) Party had risen from a radical splinter group to Germany's ruling party, allowing Hitler to seize powers previously divided among president, chancellor, and the Reichstag. With Hindenburg's death, the last remnants of Germany's democratic government were dismantled, leaving Hitler--a megalomaniac intent on war and genocide--in command of the nation.

Todays Joke - Thanks to Dan M at work for this one who in turn stole it from a man called Chris B.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots
the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone
has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns
back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he
greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today? "
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle? " Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very
sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t
yourself when you hear the price."

1 comment:

Nathan Davies said...

I am not even a Palace fan but I think its great that And Johnson is staying at Palace and has even threatened legal action against his agent - who he called a w*anker - because he was desperate to cash in when AJ moved.

Hope AJ scores loads in 2005/06. He could teach a lot of players a thing or two about loyalty.